Truth in Advertising: How Saatchi Won the General Election?
Tomorrow is the black-tie IPA Effectiveness Awards for the advertising industry where advertising big-wigs will give each other awards. There is much amusement in Westminster at the entry from M &...
View Article£4,020 For Baroness Scotland’s New Cupboard
Baroness Scotland demanded the taxpayer stump up £4,020 for her new cupboard, Guido can reveal. The cost plan for renovations to her grace-and-favour Mayfair home, which cost taxpayers £450,000...
View ArticleLib Dem Logic Says 40% of Own MPs Should Go
Over the weekend the LibDem by-election candidate Sarah Olney suggested Brexit-backing Zac Goldsmith shouldn’t be Richmond Park’s MP because he “represents a constituency that voted 73% remain in the...
View ArticleAndrew Mitchell Puts Constituency Home Up For Sale
Andrew Mitchell has put his constituency home up for sale, Guido can reveal. Thrasher may have decided to put the £350,000 Sutton Coldfield property on the market to help pay his million pound legal...
View ArticleBrexit Book War: Who is Winning?
The five main Brexit books are all out now. Between now and the end of the yuletide book buying season we are going to track the Brexit book battle to see who is making sales. Currently Tim Shipman’s...
View ArticleIndia Protests Scotland’s Extravagant Spending
Pressure is mounting on Baroness Scotland tonight after India expressed its anger at the Commonwealth Secretary-General’s extravagant spending. The Indian press says their government is “concerned“,...
View ArticleUKIP’s First Hustings Report
When Guido turned up at the UKIP leadership hustings last night his cover was nearly blown when Michael Crick ambushed him with a camera and asked if he was a kipper. Thankfully he managed to escape...
View ArticleRoland Rudd Soft-Banked £2 Million Off Brexit
Remain financing media manipulator Roland Rudd made his millions from his Finsbury financial PR firm. Brexit has turned out very nicely for him financially – despite all his fear mongering about...
View ArticleBaroness Scotland Charged Taxpayer £33,000 For Posh Paint
Baroness Scotland billed the taxpayer an astonishing £33,000 for the most expensive paint on the market for her Mayfair home, despite objections from her senior staff. The cost plan for the...
View ArticleWho is Asking The Questions Today?
Oral Questions to the Prime Minister Q1 Stephen Doughty (Cardiff South and Penarth) Q2 Rehman Chishti (Gillingham and Rainham) Q3 David Mackintosh (Northampton South) Q4 David Simpson (Upper Bann)...
View ArticleMay Shames McLoughlin For Bad Baby Briefing
Theresa May congratulates 32-year-old Conor McGinn on becoming a grandfather #PMQs pic.twitter.com/XgLC1FEr2X — Nick Hilton (@nickfthilton) November 2, 2016 Plenty of bewilderment among the general...
View ArticleLabour Peer Henig’s Security Sell-Out
Labour peer Ruth Henig has been touting her plan to force venues to take counter-terrorism training to keep their licence. Approaching the anniversary of the Bataclan attack in Paris, Henig told...
View ArticlePMQs Special Guest Sketch
First thoughts. I’m sorry, but Jeremy Corbyn. Gotta say it: He’s shabby! The guy looks a mess. No style – no elegance that’s for sure. Definitely needs a new suit, and you know what? I could help him...
View Article£1,200 to Move Baroness Scotland’s Chandelier
Baroness Scotland’s taxpayer-funded refurbishment of her Mayfair home included a £1,200 bill to relocate her chandelier. Scotland demanded the opulent decorative lighting be moved from her sitting...
View ArticleCorbyn and Bercow’s Football Chat Caught on Mic
“Now we’ve just got to beat Spurs on Sunday” – Commons mic picks up Speaker Bercow and Jeremy Corbyn talking football after #PMQs pic.twitter.com/pCOAzevwFY — Esther Webber (@estwebber) November 2,...
View ArticleTory MP ‘Stuck His Hands Down Man’s Pants and Tried to Kiss Him’
Tory MP Ben Howlett is the subject of police enquiries after allegedly sexually assaulting a gay couple in a nightclub in his Bath constituency. The Sun reports allegations that: “He pushed a man up...
View ArticleTheresa May: Craig Oliver’s Gong Made Me Retch
A hard-hat and hi-vis clad Theresa May accepted the Politician of the Year award at last night’s Spectator awards, before delivering as cutting a put down of Craig Oliver as Guido has ever heard. Made...
View Article“Best Speech of Osborne’s Career”
More than one Tory MP at the Spectator awards last night described this as the best speech of George Osborne’s life. “There won’t be much time for chit chat, a bit like when Theresa and I last spoke…”...
View ArticleHigh Court Rules Parliament WILL Vote on Article 50
No news as yet as to if the government will appeal. Ironically this presents a big problem for Corbyn. Many on his backbenches will vote against triggering Article 50. Against the will of the voters…...
View ArticleArticle 50 Decision Reaction
Liam Fox:“The government is disappointed by the court’s judgement. The country voted to leave the European Union in a referendum approved by an Act of Parliament. The government is determined to...
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