Friday Caption Contest: Point of Brillo Edition
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View ArticleSenior Official Accused Baroness Scotland of Misuse of Public Funds
A senior official in the Commonwealth Secretariat formally complained that Baroness Scotland’s decision to hire a close friend on £30,000-a-month was a misuse of public funds. Below Guido publishes...
View ArticlePaddy Thinks Suzanne’s Coming Second
Guido was in the Marquis of Granby pub earlier this afternoon when he eavesdropped on a Suzanne Evans campaign meeting with Patrick O’Flynn and Lisa Duffy. Paddy, the most high profile Kipper backing...
View ArticleSaturday Seven Up
This week 170,576 visitors visited 517,833 times viewing 839,974 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were: You Know What? It’s rigged. The Whole Thing Folks, Bigly. Soubry Kept Off Brexit...
View ArticleHip-Thrusting, Crotch-Grabbing Glitterballs
“Horribly fabulous. It was a triumph!” – Bruno It’s Ed’s highest score yet! 2️⃣6️⃣ #Strictly @EdBalls@Mrs_katjones https://t.co/k4nL9WSEqN — BBC Strictly (@bbcstrictly) October 29, 2016 You won’t see...
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View ArticleLibDems Make It About Zac’s Wealth
Unknown LibDem Richmond candidate Sarah Olney has used her first national newspaper interview to launch a clumsy attack on Zac Goldsmith’s wealth. Speaking to the MoS, Olney went after Zac over the...
View ArticleKassam Pulls Out of UKIP Leadership Race
Raheem Kassam has pulled out of the UKIP leadership race and endorsed Peter Whittle: After much consideration, I have decided not to pursue my campaign to be UKIP leader any further. This was a very...
View ArticleScotland Blew £450,000 Doing Up Mayfair Home
Baroness Scotland provoked outcry among senior Commonwealth officials after she spent £450,000 of taxpayers’ money doing up her grace-and-favour home in Mayfair – double the original budget. Below...
View ArticleKeith Vaz is Not a Fit and Proper Person for Parliament’s Justice Committee
Guido has been following the shenanigans of Keith Vaz for over a decade. It is Guido’s considered opinion that he is not a fit and proper person to be on the Justice Select Committee – for which he is...
View ArticleBaroness Scotland’s Fixer Threatened to Have Whistleblowers Prosecuted
Baroness Scotland’s chief fixer has threatened to have staff members blowing the whistle on her extravagant spending prosecuted. Guido has obtained an email sent by Scotland’s deputy and close ally...
View ArticleLeave.EU-Backed Raheem Had Little Real Support, Despite Social Media Lead
The social media profiles of UKIP’s leadership candidates show Raheem Kassam was far ahead of his rivals before he pulled out this morning. The best indicator of online campaign support was the...
View ArticleLibDem Shadow Silliness
The LibDems are sending out press releases from the “LibDem Shadow Chancellor” and the “LibDem Shadow Home Secretary”. The LibDems do not have a Shadow Chancellor or a Shadow Home Secretary. This is...
View ArticleFT Carney Exclusive Stays Exclusive
Contrary to the front page of this morning’s FT, Mark Carney will not serve a full 8 year term at the Bank of England, he will step down two years short of that in June 2019. Oops… The post FT Carney...
View ArticleLabour MPs Vote to Appoint Vaz to Justice Committee
Labour MPs have turned up in numbers to vote for Keith Vaz tonight. A proven crook is now on the Justice Select Committee. Shame on parliament… UPDATE: It’s a different picture now we have the names…...
View ArticleTory Whips Saved Vaz
When 203 MPs voted for Keith Vaz to join the Justice select committee last night, everyone assumed Labour MPs had turned up to back their man. In actual fact, Guido can reveal that it was the Tories...
View ArticleRSPCA Investigating Heseltine Dog Strangling
Shocking news that Michael Heseltine strangled a family dog that nipped him. In an interview in Tatler the Tory grandee admits that he strangled his mother’s pet Alsatian, Kim. ‘I went to stroke him...
View ArticleBercow Cut Off Bridgen Mid-Speech Before Vaz Vote
As soon as Andrew Bridgen said the words “abused his position” during the Vaz debate last night, the Speaker interjected. Bercow dramatically warned that Bridgen “must desist” from speaking of...
View ArticleBaroness Scotland Billed Taxpayer £5,000 For New Bathroom Vanity Unit
Guido has obtained the cost plan for the renovation of Baroness Scotland’s grace-and-favour Mayfair home, revealing that she billed the taxpayer £5,000 for a new vanity unit in her bathroom. Her...
View ArticleLabour’s Nonsensical Plan to Enshrine Uber Ruling
Labour are seeking to enshrine Friday’s hotly-contested ruling that Uber drivers are workers entitled to various benefits from the owners of the app. Shadow Culture minister Louise Haigh has put down...
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