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Malaysian Government Denies Using Cambridge Analytica
In the Channel 4 News sting Cambridge Analytica’s Alexander Nix claimed to have worked for the Malaysians. The Malaysians say he is bullshitting. Guido knows who actually works for the Malaysians… The...
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Fake LibDem Newspaper Lies to Richmond and Twickenham Voters
Guido has previously reported on how the LibDems produce fake newspapers to hookwink voters – well, this is the most egregious example yet. Residents in Richmond and Twickenham have had a copy of the...
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Brexit Fish Throwing WILL Go Ahead
Breaking fish throwing news from Fishing for Leave: The fishing boat Holladays R8 will pass through Tower Bridge at 0800 WEDNESDAY 21 MARCH and sail upriver before tying up at Embankment pier 0830....
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Gloria De Piero’s Office Manager Still In Job Despite Defecting to Tories
Gloria de Piero’s office manager has defected to the Tories but remains employed by the Labour MP tonight, Guido can reveal. Lee Anderson defected to the Tories this morning and posed for pictures...
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Tories 3 Points Clear of Labour, UKIP on 1%
Westminster voting intention: CON: 44% (+1) LAB: 41% (-1) LDEM: 8% (+1) GRN: 2% (-1) UKIP: 1% (-1) <- new low via @ICMResearch, 16 – 18 Mar — Britain Elects (@britainelects) March 20, 2018 UKIP...
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Corbynistas Hold Boozy Victory Party as Moderates Vacate HQ
As moderate staff resigned their jobs at Labour HQ and Jennie Formby replaced Iain McNicol as General Secretary last night, leading Corbynistas celebrated seizing control at a boozy victory party at...
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Mogg and 13 Other MPs Write to May Declaring Transition Deal “Completely...
As Tory MPs Ross Thomson and Craig Mackinlay prepare to fling these two buckets of fish into the Thames outside parliament shortly, 14 MPs including Jacob Rees-Mogg have written to the Prime Minister...
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WATCH: Fish Throwing LIVE
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Greggs Westminster Opening this Friday
We’ll be at the front of the queue this Friday… UPDATE: To those in the comments who ask can politicians get pies on expenses: .@GreggsOfficial … here’s your market research for the Westminster tube...
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Farage Throws the Fish
Fish throwing part 2. Now discussing haddock cooking techniques. pic.twitter.com/Sdb5RVeooa — Theo Usherwood (@theousherwood) March 21, 2018 It is Guido’s understanding that after Jacob Rees-Mogg...
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Corbynistas Stitch Up Dan Jarvis
The Corbynistas on Labour’s NEC have royally stitched up Dan Jarvis, ruling that he cannot remain as an MP if he becomes South Yorkshire mayor. Jarvis threw his hat in for the role a couple of months...
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PMQs: Who’s Asking the Questions
Q1 Mr George Howarth (Knowsley) Q2 Stephen Morgan (Portsmouth South) Q3 Gareth Johnson (Dartford) Q4 Tom Pursglove (Corby) Q5 Mrs Louise Ellman (Liverpool, Riverside) Q6 Drew Hendry (Inverness, Nairn,...
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Carry On Up the Commons: Pursglove’s Double Entendre
Tory MP Tom Pursglove says to Mrs May: “Perhaps if she’s around later I might be able to give one to her.” After much laughter she replies: “Well, I’m very happy to say to my honourable friend that if...
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More People in Work Than Ever Before With Wages Rising
The range of forecasts from HM Treasury before the referendum was that in the fiscal year 2017-18 unemployment following a vote to leave the EU would rise between 520,000 and 820,000. Remember also...
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£1.75m-a-Year Snob Lineker Mocks “Slimey, Smelly” Fishermen
Gary Lineker’s mask slips once again – the £1.75 million-a-year BBC presenter reveals his contempt for hard-working fishermen as he dubs skipper Aaron Brown “slimey” and “slippery”. Trust a snob like...
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Boys Jobs: 85% of Downing Street SpAds Are Men
Guido can reveal the latest updated version of our ever popular SpAd List. Our analysis of the data reveals there is an incredible gender gap in Number 10. Of the 39 Downing Street SpAds a mere 6 are...
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Vaz Investigation is Back On
Good news, Vaz’s amazing recovery in health since the investigation was suspended has led the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards to re-open the investigation. Rumour is the Commissioner arranged...
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Colin Byrne, An Architect of New Labour, Leaves the Party of “Pseudo-Leninists”
Colin Byrne is a name that won’t be familiar to young Momentum activists. He was a key member of the Labour Party’s communications team in the 90s, heading their ruthlessly effective press operation....
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Hammond a Rule-Taker on Instagram
Liz Truss’ Instagram is a thing of wonder – at the launch of Freer the other night she defended the rights of “young people to put pictures of themselves on the internet”. Alas it turns out not...
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Victory For Global Britain As Franco-Dutch Blue Passports Deal Saves...
Twitter Remainers and a few protectionist Brexiteers seem to think the contract for blue passports going to a Franco-Dutch company is a bad thing. It seems like good news to Guido and anyone who...
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